CUDDLR;

[frakkincylons]

Sam Anders (29) Used to be pro sports player, then the world ended. Then survivor, then resistance fighter, then some guy in space. Now here to cuddle for peace, so if you're feeling humanitarian, let's hold hands?

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[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr spam'}
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[frakkincylons]

[ wuh. yeah, okay, sure. ]

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Wrong half of the marriage. No tacos for seducing me, sorry.

[gbpp]

[Oh. It's you.]

I went straight to the score of tacos. Come on.

[frakkincylons]

Oh, I see. Trying to cheat the system. Sorry, I'm a strict believer in tacos are to be earned, not given freely.

score =/= source wow sorry but it works whatever

[gbpp]

I needed to know they were worth it before I commit myself.

lmao no worries!

[frakkincylons]

Maybe I can work you up one of those cute little supermarket sample cups.

[gbpp]

Or just admit defeat and make tacos for everyone.

[frakkincylons]

Naaaah. I'm nice but I'm not that nice.

[gbpp]

So what's your price?

[frakkincylons]

Photo proof you got Kara Thrace to hold your hand. Then you get all the tacos you want.

That I can reasonably cook with a day.

[gbpp]

Done. I'll send it when I get it.

[frakkincylons]

Good man. I'll get the taco meat cooking. How scorching do you like your salsa?

[gbpp]

I'm hot enough it won't make a difference.

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[frakkincylons]

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Hacker/Government Agent, damn. Sounds like a spy movie.

[glimpsing]

dude spy movies ain't got nothing on the stuff i deal with. ;)

[frakkincylons]

shit, now i have to know. you can't just tell me that without any stories.

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you wouldn't believe me if i told you.

[frakkincylons]

i've had a lot of 'you wouldn't believe' in my life at this point. try me.

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ok. so the place i work for, we find dangerous artifacts and basically snag and bag them and lock them away in a big warehouse to keep people safe. stuff like cinderella's knife - which is a knife that turns people to glass and abe lincoln's hat which makes the wearer want to free all the african american's around them. that one's not bad but get what i mean?

[frakkincylons]

knife that turns people to glass, wow. is that like a science thing or a magic thing?

[glimpsing]

neither really but if i had to pick between them, i guess more magic.

[mindmeld]

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How did you spend your time in space?

[frakkincylons]

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Running from killer robots, mostly. Is the Enterprise a starship?

[mindmeld]

And that is a major concern in your world? Killer robots?

She is indeed a starship. Flagship of the Federation.

[frakkincylons]

Considering they took out 50 billion souls, that being most of humanity, in a day? Yeah, they're a pretty big problem.

Nice. You like starship life?

[mindmeld]

That is a tragic loss. Did any attempt to stop the robots?

While like is not a term I would use, I do find satisfaction living on the ship, as it enables me to explore and expand my knowledge.

In-between running from aforementioned robots, did you find life in space worthwhile?

[frakkincylons]

There'd been a war before that. The Cylon had retreated and a treaty was set. We didn't see anything from them in 40 years. Then, one day, boom. All over.

Fair enough. Honestly, I didn't spend a hell of a lot of time on Galactica, before we made a stop on a habitable planet and settled down for a while. I was one of the unluckies that didn't make it off Caprica after the bombs. Had to send a rescue team back for us, about ten or so months of us being there.

But it seemed alright, when I was there. A little hectic, kind of claustrophobic, but people bonded together like family.

[mindmeld]

Galactica, is that the name of your ship? Ships are designed so that one does not achieve a great deal of privacy on them, but the people there become vital to your existence.